Guess what's more depressing than still being pregnant?
Getting 47 million texts, IMs and emails asking if I've had a baby yet.
Ferills, people. Chill.
Due dates are not expiration dates. They are a GUESS. If I pass the due date, baby won't poof into non-existence or anything. I swear, it's still in there. Also, nobody wants baby to come out more than me. I can offer a 100% money-back guarantee on that.
Plus, you're making me cry. Or throw giant hissy fits. Neither is pretty at this point.
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