Riddled With ADD

I'm just riddled with ADD, and I have proof. Here's a list of stuff that was going through my head last night as I was trying to fall asleep.

1. I wonder if the Queen of England ever goosed her husband in private?

2. Did he enjoy it?

3. Would almond butter have made my brownies more tasty? 

4. Why does Ironman wear an Iron suit? Wouldn't steel be more comfortable?

5. Is The Boy going to remember how naughty he was today in a year, five years?

6. Did I lock the back door?

7. Sociology is a crack science. 

8. I hate bootie shorts on teenage girls. Especially girls who have NO IDEA what they mean.\

9. Does Nicolas Sarkozy wear boxers or briefs?
10. Why am I wondering about world leader's and their bottoms?