Doctors

I went to the doctor this week.

She thinks I have a metabolic disorder.

Um, y'think? 

Because there is no possible way I can do two hours of cardio six days a week, 

lift weights three days a week, 

keep my diet at under 1600 calories a day: 

AND NOT LOSE WEIGHT.

Other than

  METABOLIC DISORDER.

(Like I would go to the doctor without knowing what was wrong)

So she ordered a bunch of labs my insurance doesn't cover to find out WHICH metabolic disorder. 

Stay tuned. 

Oh,and if you think this news has made me not care about what goes in my mouth, because like it matters anyway, you'd be right. 

Oh, did I mention my hair is falling out (again)?

Or that Metabolic Disorders can make a person really whiny? 

No??

It is, and they do (apparently).

They also make you use the "center text button".