Honestly people, I think my brain is broken.
Who DOES that?
So today I've decided to leaf you with my current daily meal plan. Bon Apetit!
2 Scoops Standard Process Powdered Protein
1 1/2 cups spinach
1/2 cup raw carrots
1 cup mixed berries
1 Tbs Flaxseed oil
Blend in VitaMix (the world's best blender)
7 Cleanse Capsules
3 Gastrofiber capsules
2 taco chips I snuck from the pantry because dude, I'm hungry
1/2 Cup Brown Rice
Stir Fry Veggies
Cleanse Capsules and Gastro-fiber Capsules
Cuppa Herbal tea I'm not supposed to drink but do, because Celestial Seasonings makes an Apple Cinnamon Herbal that tastes sweet without added sugar, and at this point, I NEED something sweet.
Then I go to bed and cry because darn it! I want CAKE!!!!
Then I remember, the last time I did this it only took 7 days to peal off 10 pounds. I can do ANYTHING for 7 days. ANYTHING. (well, not eat hot coals, but luckily that's not part of the plan, so we're good)